Salt Lake Fanx has asked me for a headshot they can use to put me on banners and such. So I had to give them a picture in which there was no interfering background. After about 7 hours of Photoshop 7 (2002, REPRESENT), I got an adequate-ish result!
It looks a bit choppy, I know, but watch as I magic your ass off:
Ah, hell. The Salt Lake folks will make it perfect in post, anyway.