My new headshot

Obviously, the key to being an admired and best-selling author is having the correct headshot. Words, ideas—WHATEVAR. But Cons and publishers and such want pics, so I combed my beard and put on my brand-new Tesla Coil fez, and the dear Spousal Unit took my picture. Behold this jerk, ye flighty, and disperse!

Headshot for Cons.jpg

My beard needs to be trimmed every 14 second or else this happens.

Compliments welcome! For any critical comments, please use the subject line “>>>ME BLING Y*U pLEN+y g00d mORTAGE <<<“. That should direct it to the proper folder.

Onward! More Kickstarter updates to come!


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