Watch this video for ALL the Tesla Trilogy Kickstarter rewards! One day left!

Hi! First of all, there is the new and FINAL Tesla Trilogy Kickstarter video, which details every reward at every level and has at the end the much-acclaimed book trailer. Really, take a look:

Of course, if you’re looking for the fanfreakingtastic book trailer by itself, here ye be, and enjoy:

I hope you enjoyed these videos either separately or together, for there is a cautionary tale about not watching them. A person missed out on rewards because he canceled before watching the video and didn’t know about the new rewards

If even one reader can protect him- or herself from the horrors the subject of this story went through, it will have been worth all the electrons in the world.

As you all may have noticed SLASH been unable to avoid, I’ve been conducting a Kickstarter campaign for the past 3 weeks to fund my MEGA Tesla Trilogy Project. Well, the whole time I’ve been adding rewards like I’m in Brewster’s Millions (younger people, please check your local Internets to get that joke), but Kickstarter doesn’t allow you to change rewards ON THE PAGE once a pledge has been made at that level.

This led to one poor fellow in the UK—a Liverpudlian, actually, compounding the tragedy if you think about it—who made a smart investment at the $25 level, which when I began this gave you only eBooks of the three Tesla novels. That means that’s what it says officially on the page and doesn’t take into account the fact that you now get ALL THREE PAPERBACKS *or* all the eBooks. Shipping to UK is quite dear, and so $10 is added for shipping there.

liverpool.jpg Every person on the boat is carrying a package in exchange for typhoid treatment.

HOWEVER, obviously there’s no shipping charge for eBooks, so if anyone from the UK gets that charge added and they want eBooks instead of the hard copies, I will ask that in the backer survey and REFUND the $10 shipping.

This gentleman from the land of the Beatles (and, not incidentally, the city from which one of my great-times-X-grandfather, William Hode—the middle “a” was added later by a consultant—sailed from for America) lost out on the opportunity for having his own copies of Kickstarter reward books by not asking me WTF? before canceling his pledge. We are all sadder but wiser now, except maybe for him, who is just sadder.

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And that’s really saying something in Liverpool.

Anyway, there’s not much more than 24 hours left in the Tesla Trilogy Kickstarter, and a mere $1,300 stands between the universe having these wonderful books and me not being able to do them. I hope you’ll TAKE A STAND against the lame and the unimaginative by fnding this project. It really will be great! And below, in print form in case you’re video-illiterate (is that a thing?), is the definitive list of rewards at every level of support for this Kickstarter.

Onward and upward, to TeslaTrilogy.com!
Sean



Pledge $10 or more

At this level, you get:

  • The first novel in paperback, signed and inscribed:
    • Tesla and Darwin Fight Edison’s Megalodons
  • AND you will also be thanked in the acknowledgements in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition!


Pledge $17 or more

  • The first AND second novels in paperback, signed and inscribed:
    • Tesla and Darwin Fight Edison’s Megalodons 
    • Tesla and Edison Reluctantly Unite Against the Order of the Mystic Eye
  • AND you will also be thanked in the acknowledgements in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition!

Pledge $25 or more

At this level, you get YOUR CHOICE:

  • Signed and inscribed paperbacks of ALL THREE novels
    • Tesla and Darwin Fight Edison’s Megalodons 
    • Tesla and Edison Reluctantly Unite Against the Order of the Mystic Eye
    • Tesla and Nellie Bly Fight Against Mirror Telsa and His Arc-Light of Death
  • OR
    • eBooks of ALL THREE novels
      •  SHIPPING CHARGES REFUNDED ON EBOOKS
  • AND you will also be thanked in the acknowledgements in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition!


Pledge $50 or more


Pledge $75 or more

  • Audiobooks of all three novels AND Cthulhu Attacks!
  • Paperbacks of all three novels
  • eBooks of EVERY NOVEL I HAVE WRITTEN, including the Tesla Trilogy!
  • AND thanks in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition acknowledgements!

Pledge $100 or more

AT THIS LEVEL, YOU GET THE BIG BOOK!

  • A NUMBERED AND SIGNED copy of the faux-leather-bound, gold-stamped omnibus hardcover edition of all three novels! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE EDITION OF THE TESLA TRILOGY!
    • Only 50 rewards (so that’s 50 omnibus books) will be available at this level!
  • ONE HOUR of FREE fiction coaching (value: $100/hr.)
  • Audiobooks of all three novels AND Cthulhu Attacks!
  • Paperbacks of all three novels
    • eBooks of EVERY NOVEL I HAVE WRITTEN, including the Tesla Trilogy!
  • AND thanks in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition acknowledgements!


Pledge $250 or more

  • TWO NUMBERED AND SIGNED COPIES of the faux-leather-bound, gold-stamped omnibus edition of all three novels! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE EDITION OF THE TESLA TRILOGY. Keep one and gift the other!
    • Only 15 rewards (so that’s 30 omnibus books) will be available at this level!
  • ONE HOUR of FREE fiction coaching (value: $100/hr.)
  • Audiobooks of all three novels AND Cthulhu Attacks!
  • Paperbacks of all three novels
  • eBooks of EVERY NOVEL I HAVE WRITTEN, including the Tesla Trilogy!
  • AND thanks in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition acknowledgements!


Pledge $500 or more

At this, the ULTRA-PREMIUM level, you get:

  • The sadistic or just crazy order of your choice (see above).
  • A VERY LIMITED EDITION velvet Tesla fez! (Your size will be requested when it’s reward time.)
  • TWO NUMBERED AND SIGNED COPIES of the faux-leather-bound, gold-stamped omnibus edition of all three novels! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE EDITION OF THE TESLA TRILOGY. Keep one and gift the other!
    • Only 10 rewards (so that’s 20 omnibus books) will be available at this level!
  • ONE HOUR of FREE fiction coaching (value: $100/hr.)
  • Audiobooks of all three novels AND Cthulhu Attacks!
  • Paperbacks of all three novels
  • eBooks of EVERY NOVEL I HAVE WRITTEN, including the Tesla Trilogy!
  • AND thanks in the faux-leatherbound omnibus edition acknowledgements!
  • ONE LAST THING: At this level I will use TWO names of your choice to be the names of members of The Order of the Mystic Eye, Tesla & Edison’s nemesis in Book 2!

Stop by TeslaTrilogy.com — YOUR PLEDGE WILL BRING YOU SO MUCH OF JOYS!

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