Hello, you good-looking bunch of blog readers, you.
As you know, I’ve been humping the “Tesla Trilogy Kickstarter” key on this accordion for 12 days or so, but that’s only because it’s INCREDIBLE and we would all feel bad if you were left out. It ends December 7 and if it is funded, joy will reign over our dear planet.
Sometimes you gotta wait SO long for KS rewards, amirite? (I am.) What if you want your hard-earned cashola to net you something NOW, in time for Christmas? Well, much like Mufasa talking to Simba, I come from the skies now to guide you to a WONDERFUL new Kickstarter reward, one that you can get or give for Christfestmukkahza:
ANY PLEDGE OF $50 OR MORE GETS YOU ANY BOOK FROM MY BACKLIST, SENT IMMEDIATELY UPON THE KICKSTARTER’S FUNDING ON DECEMBER 7!
WAY IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AND I’LL EVEN SHIP IT FOR YOU!