Hi! Remember me, your friendly neighborhood Writer-Man?
It’s a sedentary job, I admit.
After some time of soul-searching and also coin-between-the-couch-cushions searching, both of which came up empty, I bit the bullet this week and stopped begging my friends and other alleged innocents for support for my Patreon project, which is a way of funding the writing of these 9 remaining novels on my 10-novel contract. In fact, here’s me talking about it in my awesome “Lord C. Thulhu” gray top hat:
Convincing, no? Yes? I’m confused. But anyway, I have changed the milestone rewards to something actually to do with, y’know, the books. (I have kept the $1,500 one as getting a tattoo of whatever non-National-Socialist image my supporters choose.) Have a look at them below, won’t you?
$250 per novel
$500 per novel
$750 per novel
$1,000 per novel
If I get to a total of $1,000 in pledges for each book, I will donate to a library or literacy program or nursing home or other reading-based public entity of my supporters’ choosing copies of every one of my books — the three for Reviva Las Vegas!, the three for World War Cthu, the three for Apocalypse WOW, the standalone zombie novel Exactly What Happened, and all three of my earlier books: the thriller Ain’t That America, the literary historical novel Darwin’s Dreams, and the short story collection Inappropriate Behavior.
“Dafuq is this? Where’s my ‘Humor In Uniform’?”
$1,500 per novel
Just look at that level of seriousness.