That Moment When You Feel Legit

Hey there, guys and dolls! Sorry I’ve been so quiet lately, but I’m getting TWO — no, wait, THREE — book projects ready, so I haven’t had time to blog. I put a lot into writing these, OKAY?


  1. Cthulhu Attacks! Book 1: The Fear is coming along very nicely for Severed Press and should be ready to turn into them in the next few weeks.
  2. Zombie School Confidential, my nonfiction book on zombie lore and our cultural obsession with them, has a brilliant cover by Putnam Finch and brilliant editing by one Mrs. Ann Hoade. (Who is a professional editor, so :P on you.)
  3. My novel The Act needs only to be polished and this project, originally written 22 years ago, will be ready to go to press.

All of that is well and good, BUT what this blog entry is really about is this: I have gotten my own “Special Guest” graphic on the Salt Lake Comic Con website!

sean at slcc copy

What with my sponsorship from my wonderful Patreon supporters; running two writing workshops, which are going great; and my association with Matt Wiseman and, I’m feeling almost partially legit these days!

Still living hand-to-mouth, but legit!

Convention Basics for Authors

Sean Hoade:

Boy, I wish I had read this before my first Con. Was it only two years ago? My GAWD. Anyway, Eloise knows where it’s at. Have a read.

Originally posted on knapocalypse:

meGoing to a convention for the first time as a vendor can be intimidating for an author. What do you bring? How will you take payment? How many books? What should the table look like? Signage?

After attending about fifteen conventions, some total failures and others great successes, out of state and local, I feel like I’m at a point where I can dole out legitimate advice.

Let’s begin!

The Mindset

First, before I say anything, let me say this: conventions are not about making money. Do not go into one thinking you’ll be walking out with fat stacks of cash. For most of us, while it’s certainly possible you could turn a profit at one of these things, especially if’s a local con, there’s a possibility you won’t. It’s pretty simple: after you add the cost of the table, cost of books, marketing materials, food, parking, transportation, lodging…

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Graduate-level fiction workshop for Lovecraftians!


Hello, all. This is Sean Hoade, Assistant Acquisitions Poobah here at I wanted to let you know that a fiction workshop is going on that is focusing on tales of the macabre and even Lovecraftian (although any kind of fiction is welcome). Here’s my original call:

This is an Iowa-style graduate-level fiction workshop. It is being held in Las Vegas but anyone from anywhere can take part through live videoconferencing by Google Hangouts …

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For just 1/5 the price of a cup of Starbucks coffee per day, you can get BOOOOKS for a year!

My supporters on Patreon will very soon be receiving their copies of the first installment of Cal Longwood, Porn Star Detective: “11 Inches From Heaven.” This is a serial novel that will continue for as long as people like it, and every chapter is included for just one month’s pledge, no matter how long the series goes on!

IMG_0484I believe this is what the porn industry refers to as a “facial.”

So far my supporters, who make 12 monthly pledges of $10 (for just ebooks) or $25+ (ebooks and signed hard copies) get 12 books, 1 per month, with 5 of them already shipped or (now that Cal Longwood) shipping:

  1. Ain’t That America
  2. Darwin’s Dreams
  3. Inappropriate Behavior
  4. Deadtown Abbey
  5. Reviva Las Vegas!
  6. and now the first chapter of Cal Longwood, Porn Star Detective!

We’re just $10 away from the support level where every supporter gets an exclusive poster signed by the artist and myself! This Patreon campaign is like your own personal Book of the Month Club, with every month bringing you a book you know you will love, inscribed to you by the author and with extra helpings of gratitude and happiness!

Have a look at the video below, and maybe pledge at my Patreon page? Thank you!

Time spent critiquing is not time lost for writers

critiquingMy “Fiction Time” writing workshop (filled to capacity, w00t) starts tomorrow evening, and so I have critiquing on the mind even as I work on my Cthulhu Attacks! trilogy. Below is an excellent article on the benefits that come to a writer when he or she devotes time to critiquing positive writers who want to improve their craft. Have a look!

The Benefits From Critiquing Are Not Just in the Feedback Given and Received

by Ann Meier on Janice Hardy’s Fiction University

You may wonder if the hours you spend reading someone else’s manuscript when you could be working on your own are worth it. The answer is yes. With the right mix of critique partners, the benefits can far outweigh the loss of writing time. Choose partners strategically.

1. Should you stick with writers in your genre?

Yes and no. When you’re learning the tropes and craft …

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Finally, a serious fiction workshop for writers not in college

Sean Hoade:

Three seats remain open. We have novice writers in this workshop as well as those who have multiple published novels. Do your best writing ever and get the most incisive peer reviews of you career — join now, won’t you?

Originally posted on Sean Hoade Brings You The World's Greatest Blog In The World:

I will be considering any Weird fiction produced in this workshop for publication on, THE repository for unsettling and downright spooky creepy fiction.

Friends and aspiring writers: You might be interested in a graduate-level-style fiction workshop taught by Yours Truly, just like the workshops I held at the University. It will run 13 weeks, and people would bring in a story for the class three times to be critiqued. You could do different stories or chapters from a WIP novel or novella.

This critique process, however, will be managed by myself as your “moderator” and guide. You will get the full experience of a weekly fiction seminar at the University level. When it is done, I will write a personalized letter for every participant that can be used for grad school admissions, general letter of recommendation, or just to look at and feel inspired.

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The cover for my serial novel is COCKALICIOUS!

For those of you involved in my Patreon campaign ( know that the next book coming to you is my serialized novel, Cal Longwood: Porn Star Detective. The first chapter is titled “Eleven Inches From Heaven,” and is essentially the “origin story” for my massively endowed noir sleuth.

Although I have had 5 books out now, I did the cover design for all of them myself. I had a wonderful artist draw the cover for my short-story collection Inappropriate Behavior according to my specifications, but other than that, it’s been all me and Photoshop.

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